1. Hello
2. Nu-Cu-Lar
3. Dixie Chicks
4. Monogamy Is So Weird
5. Her P*ssy Exploded
6. I'm Not a Breeder
7. P*ssy Write Letter
8. Daughter of Immigrants
9. I Can't Run Up a Wall
10. Hello Kitty
11. Can't Tell Asians Apart
12. Kin Jong Il
13. Asian Chicken Salad
14. Anna Nicole
15. Persimmon Diet
16. Grandmother Died
17. Gay Men Are Worse
18. F*ck It Diet
19. Plastic Surgery
20. I Live There
21. I Live There: Bumper Sticker
22. I Live There: Choo Chow Ching Chong Lady
23. I Live There: Sars
24. Gay Child
25. Revolution