1. I Now Pronounce You...
2. Cloudburst
3. Jesus, Protect Me from Your Followers
4. Italian Karma
5. Empty Bed Blues [The Not-So-Straight-Ahead Version]
6. Elephantitis
7. Who You Callin' Ho!
8. Porn Pig
9. Hunting Beaver
10. Internalized Homophobia
11. Can a Woman Find Happiness in Her Own Vagina?
12. First Biscuit
13. One Butch "Oh Lady Be Good"
14. Dental Dammit
15. Cotton Tail